Every time I go by a golf course I just shake my head over the time and money those guys spend on chasing a little white ball around the grass . . . for what? . . . A worthless skill in my book.
Compare that to knowing what you're doing with a slingshot . . . a far more practical skill and, to me, far more worth your time pursuing.
maybe you should stop and play golf with them but shooting them out of your slingshot instead of hitting them with a golf club.