I get at least 30 spam emails a day - 'Russian beauties for hot dates ... instant loan approval for $35,000 ... get a rock hard johnson that makes the ladies scream' etc. I need a cyber tool that I can send to any spam generating computer causing it to melt down ... ZAP, you're a pile of goo.
Call center jobs should be outlawed - they're burglars breaking into my home via the phone lines. Mercy, up to a dozen rude sales/survey calls a day - they all begin with a chatty 'How you doin' today' then launch into the spiel and you can't shout them down. A blast from a referee's whistle is fun but by the time you hang up, your blood pressure has spiked to the moon. Anymore, I respond with a cryptic 'Eat shyt', then hang up quickly and block the number.
Modern living generates tons of aggravation - I spend way too much time muting commercials and looking away, blocking calls, and filtering/deleting rubbish. The most corrupt, dishonest people (along with politicians and lawyers) work in advertising/marketing and since I can't tease them all with my cattle prod, I may just go off the grid ... live like the Uni-bomber in Montana with my slingshot, lol.